In My Bed Meme

[teenyoda]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

[teenyoda]

Duh. What, you think I just wanted you for the occasional and way too few times I got to have you for a weekend of mind blowing sex?

[coy]

No, [ She laughed, reaching up to poke his nose.] I mean that your dad likes having me over... I didn't know that.

[teenyoda]

He let you in the house with his sleeping son. And he thinks you're good for me. You study. You're going to college. You're not a slacker. He's hoping you'll rub off on me.

[coy]

You study too. [ Although not always school work but hey.] But I wouldn't mind rubbing off on you. [ And yes, she waggles her eyebrows for good measure, her smile teasing before she nuzzles his jaw.] If ya-know-what-I-mean. [ Her hand lifts to touch his face, thumb brushing over his cheek as she pulls back to look at him.] So what are we doing for your birthday? I hope I didn't interrupt any dude-Scott-bro plans.

[teenyoda]

Mm, I do know what you mean, if you're implying something dirty, because that's my favorite kind of rubbing.

[He turned to nip at the tip of her thumb, then looked back over at her, shrugging.]

Not important dude-Scott-bro plans. He'll understand if I want to take some time for a little hot blonde.

[coy]

Well, we can hang out with him tonight too. [ She gives him a cheeky grin.] After I'm done with you and the rubbing.

[teenyoda]

The rubbing will have a time of completion? Nuh uh. Rubbing throughout the entirety of my day of arrival into this world. I'll repay the favor on yours.

[coy]

So we're ignoring 'bros before hos' are we? [ Speaking of rubbing, someone might be working her hand down his side, slowly, playfully.] And we're having sex all day? But when am I going to make you my famous chocolate chip pancakes?

[teenyoda]

Wait, we're having sex today? I thought we'd just be doing a lot of massaging or basic friction rubbing.

[He was teasing. Please sex him up.

That did get a groan from him and his hand moved lower, aiming for that ass he loved to grope.]

I get sex and you're going to make food for me? Can you just move out here forever? Seriously?

[coy]

[ She laughs, giving his stomach a love tap before she nips at his nose.] Sex goes great with pancakes, didn't you know that? [ Of course, when he grabs her ass, she makes a squeaking sound before laughing again.]

I'm moving here for at least four years so...

[teenyoda]

I did not know that. I haven't exactly been educated in all the ways that sex is good. Maybe you can do that while you're out here for four years.

[Four years was a good start. It would have her be close enough that they could actually date and she could make up her mind whether or not she could deal with him full time.]

[coy]

[ Four years was a commitment and she was moving closer to him for a reason. Silly Stiles, Caroline loves you.] Oh, I'll definitely school you in the ways of sex, my young padawan. [ and yes, that's a Star Wars reference.]

[teenyoda]

[His response? To squeeze her ass and pull her in against him as he kissed his way over to her jaw.]

I am so up for lessons. If you know what I mean. But, um, maybe you might want to give me a couple minutes to go brush my teeth?

[coy]

[ Aw, but she was enjoying those attentions. Still, she manages not to pout... too much, before nodding.] Mmkay.

[teenyoda]

I'll be right back. I promise. Just a quick brush [And a pee, but he wasn't telling her that] and then I'll pick up right where I left off.

[coy]

[ She reaches over and gives his ass a pat before she pulls away to roll onto her back.] You better make it snappy or I might fall asleep on you.

[teenyoda]

[He eyes her for a minute, then wriggles down to lay his mouth over her crotch through her panties, mouthing at her through them for a moment before he got up and bounced off the bed, heading for the door.]

Better not fall asleep, Caroline Forbes.

[coy]

[ After a gasp and a giggle, he'll see her lips curved up in an astonished, playful smirk.] I definitely teach you that move. Consider me proud.

[teenyoda]

[He was laughing in the bathroom, putting his time to good use with a quick toilet break, handwash, and tooth cleaning. Flicking his fingers through his hair that was beyond redemption, he quickly headed back into the bedroom, standing in the doorway in a very heroic and manly pose.]

So, Birthday Boy is here. What needs doing, ma'am?

[coy]

[ And maybe she might have taken the liberty of taking off bra while he was gone. And his shirt. Now she's hiding beneath his blanket with a smirk, laughing at his pose.] Your girlfriend. That's what needs doing.

[teenyoda]

That's a pretty tall order. But I just might be up to that. Seems I'll have to activate my birthday party favor.

[He looked down, pulling open his boxers and looking at his dick.]

Yoo hoo... birthday favor....

[coy]

[ She giggles as she moves to sit up, holding his blanket against her chest as she reaches out for him.] Let me activate it.

[teenyoda]

Is that how it works?

[He puts a perplexed look on his face as he comes over, fighting against a smirk as he notices she's minus one shirt.]

[coy]

Yes. [ She says it matter-of-factly with a smirk, reaching out, once she can reach, to touch him, fingers curling around him.] I could make a blowing out the candles joke right about now but... I won't.

[teenyoda]

Ha ha. No fire around the party favor. It makes it sad.

[But he moved close to the bed, thighs resting against the side as his hand came out to play with a curl of her hair.]

I am really glad you came out. Totally makes this the best birthday ever.