Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!
[There. He admitted it. Alright so he might be a little awkward about this sexting thing, but he's trying. Cause he's bored and horny. And you suck Lucifer. He just wishes you were here sucking something else.]
Well that's disappointing. I didn't realize you were so sensitive.
I'm just surprised you're turning down an opportunity for a piece of tail.
[And you know what you can have a little video file attached of him helping himself. Teasing the devil with soft, pleasured noises even if you can't see his face, just his hand stroking himself. It's just a short clip though.]
Maybe the devils losing his edge if he doesn't even want to show up and punish me for being rude.
[He's trying to be playful. Not sure if he can recover this or not.]
Think of the things I'd let you do to me.
[And if this doesn't work he's going to get off and call it a night probably. He's not normally one to do this sort of thing, let alone over the phone. ]
[Someone needs to learn sexting etiquette, that's all. Luci will show it to him sometime. It's tease and then offer, Leonard. Not demand and then sulk.]
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[There. He admitted it. Alright so he might be a little awkward about this sexting thing, but he's trying. Cause he's bored and horny. And you suck Lucifer. He just wishes you were here sucking something else.]
And you can't be here fast enough.
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I know I have
[IMG ATTACHED (Obvs NSFW)]
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Maybe I really will handle this on my own.
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I'm not certain you can. Seems a bit much for you.
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Then you'd better get over here and help me with this hard problem.
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And what else is there, mm? Decent drinks? Your bed is tiny. I don't know how one person fits on it, let alone two.
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For the devil you sure lack creativity.
[oh it's on.]
Too bad. I could be doing all sorts of things with you by now. Guess I'll just set the phone down and rub one out.
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I suppose you should, since I just whine so often.
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I haven't heard that one before.
[Can you hear the flat, sarcastic tone in that text?]
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Things were just getting good.
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Until you were RUDE.
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Are you seriously going to give me blue balls?
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I'm just surprised you're turning down an opportunity for a piece of tail.
[And you know what you can have a little video file attached of him helping himself. Teasing the devil with soft, pleasured noises even if you can't see his face, just his hand stroking himself. It's just a short clip though.]
Maybe the devils losing his edge if he doesn't even want to show up and punish me for being rude.
[He's trying to be playful. Not sure if he can recover this or not.]
Think of the things I'd let you do to me.
[And if this doesn't work he's going to get off and call it a night probably. He's not normally one to do this sort of thing, let alone over the phone. ]
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[There wasn't, but it would be good to remind the uppity little criminal who was the biggest bad.]
Let? What does 'let' have to do with punishment?
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Fair warning Lucy, worst thing anyone ever did was underestimate me.
But fine, you don't want to play ball.
Suit yourself.
[He's really thinking this was a stupid idea. He's not sure why he let anyone talk him into trying sexting.]
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I will. With an orgy.
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I thought sexting wasn't always about getting laid, but imagining what the other would be doing to you?
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I'm not your Father and that chip on your shoulder is preventing you from getting laid right now.
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Call me when you want a real challenge, maybe I'll consider it.
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You're going to have to work for it if you want a taste.
Your supernatural charm and good looks won't get you what you want.
[And feel free to prove him so very wrong on that note.]
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Don't know about you but I finished already.
[Aw and he didn't share the climactic ending.]
Unless you plan to show up sometime soon and prove me wrong?
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Not on my itinerary. You'll have to schedule some nookie time in with Maze.
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Sure sounds like you really want me though.
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