Why on earth would I do that? Well, either of those, really... I do have a cell phone and I'm certainly not giving it to you, and the only Detective I'd want to call isn't one I'd call for... my, you haven't even done anything, have you? Maze let you up, so I don't believe there was breaking and entering. You drank the better booze, but it's free up here, so you didn't steal. You did muss up my bed, and not in the fun way, but that's hardly a crime, is it?

[The way he put it, it all sounded so very logical. He was rather good at that.]