[She rolls her eyes at him, though her smile kinda betrays her irritation.]
You wish! [Now she's a bit worried - did someone actually get him a stripper one year?? Knowing him, it wouldn't surprise her. It disgusts her, but it doesn't surprise her.] I figured, since your birthday candles would burn down the entire place, this was the next best thing.
[She had wanted to bake him a cake after dinner (because store-bought cake was not ideal for a guy who painstakingly made pancakes every morning), but it was kind of hard to sneak that past someone with super-smell.]
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You wish! [Now she's a bit worried - did someone actually get him a stripper one year?? Knowing him, it wouldn't surprise her. It disgusts her, but it doesn't surprise her.] I figured, since your birthday candles would burn down the entire place, this was the next best thing.
[She had wanted to bake him a cake after dinner (because store-bought cake was not ideal for a guy who painstakingly made pancakes every morning), but it was kind of hard to sneak that past someone with super-smell.]