[He's eying her dubiously as he opens the card. Then the present. Then he just... laughs.]

You got me a birthday present that wasn't a strippergram? I'm touched. Though, considering the pool of people available to do the stripping, I think I can see why I got these instead.

[But he does give her a small and real smile before his smirk takes over.]

Unless you feel like giving me a bonus present. Promise I won't tell.