Nope. You just get an extra year like me. [Come on, Damon! It's not like the gift (wrapped in neat navy-blue paper and even tied with a bow) is going to eat him. Bonnie's better than that. She figures, she can't buy him decent bourbon because he knows the brands better; he'd question her fashion taste (and it was the 90's); and trying to make a mixtape was utter torture without a computer, so she didn't even bother.
Bonnie's not usually the birthday party planner - that's more Caroline than her - but with the amount of dead ends they'd been facing, she wanted to do something to lift their spirits. It's not much of a present (whiskey stones to keep his bourbon chilled without diluting it, with a handmade card she drew herself), she'll admit. It's still something, right?]
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Bonnie's not usually the birthday party planner - that's more Caroline than her - but with the amount of dead ends they'd been facing, she wanted to do something to lift their spirits. It's not much of a present (whiskey stones to keep his bourbon chilled without diluting it, with a handmade card she drew herself), she'll admit. It's still something, right?]