You want to keep up your little act, don't you? What newlywed couple doesn't take every opportunity to explore the carnal desires of one another? It's a well known fact, Detective, and the more you give me that look in public like you'd like to toss me out the window, the more likely you are to ruin your own masquerade before I ever get the chance.

[He straightened his jacket, smoothing down the lapels and giving her a rather huffy look before moving to slip past her.]

Existence is a game, my dear, and the sooner you clue into that, the happier you'll be.